The teacher from the black lagoon.
S1:LAGOON怎麼唸阿?Maggie老師?
M:(裝死狀態)~ㄟ一起拼一下好了~Let's read it, together.L/l/~A/a/~G/g/~OO/u/~N/n/(外加嘴歪流口水的動作,一定要。不然沒有加深印象效果,下次就忘記了。)
S3:老師~你故意喔~唸這麼難聽!這樣就要騙錢喔。我要叫校長不要發你薪水喔~
M:真是對不起~I am sorry.下次改進喔!(死小孩!老娘可是豁出去了~你竟然這樣說我!)
S2:老師,今天要讀這個喔?很無聊的樣子耶。可不可以念上次那個:In the dark dark house.
S3:"It's a boring book. I don't want to open it! In the dark dark house? I've read it when I was a first grader."
S1:But I like In the dark dark house ,it funny than The teacher from the black lagoon.
M:You can have a try. It's really an interesting book for you to read. See~this page. The teacher breathes fire at her student. Then the student turned into a pile of ashes on the desk~
S1+S2+S3: Oooooh~h, that is ~~ good!
M: I agree.(I wish I could do it ~ha~)
Why they love the story? I asked myself the same question which I have known the answer of it long ago. All the plots in the story can not be true; the story satisfied every kid's imagination of “do something bad to my ugly classmate” or “the image of my teacher is really fitness”, I all agree of that.
remembered, long long ago,we were kids.
You can watch the story by the below websit , if you like.
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTI5NTM2NzI=.html
下課之後,我發給一人一張學習單。約是一張A4紙張,繪有2*4的格子,讓他們自己重述故事,或是想改編劇情也行。
結果,他們虎爛的功夫真的超強~果然,是縣賽的常勝軍阿~已經連續三年得名囉~爽阿!
不過,紙張強度不佳~交到我手上的時候已經屍骨不全了。
老娘~決定拼了。下次來作英文唬爛幫故事營。